Why am I a (low-fat) raw vegan?

• Because it’s clean,
• Because it’s easy,
• Because I feel like it,
• Because it’s different,
• Because it’s what we’re all designed for,
• Because it’s fun,
• Because it’s cheap,
• Because I breathe,
• Because I feel more human,
• Because I stand out,
• Because it gives me a spring in my step,
• Because I become one big smile,
• Because I want to explore my emotions,
• Because nothing can fully describe it,
• Because I want others to know what it’s like,
• Because I’m breaking out of the ball and chains,
• Because the planet’s creatures are dying,
• Because we need to make it,
• Because life becomes fruitful joy,
• Because it’s the path to end all suffering,
• Because it solves every problem,
• Because my feelings become palpable,
• Because health matters so much,
• Because it’s the way forward,
• Because animals are for patting,
• Because there is this energy called Love,
• Because I choose to love myself,
• Because life’s too short otherwise,
• Because peace sprinkles into me,
• Because the sun radiates through the day,
• Because it’s so sweet,
• Because I want mine to be a fairytale existence,
• Because Doug is almost too human for this world,
• Because truth shatters conceptual, dogmatic baggage,
• Because good always outlasts evil,
• Because it’s a rainbow after the storm,
• Because dew glistens on leaves,
• Because it’s worth it,
• Because I know too much now,
• Because my cells sing,
• Because the destruction must stop,
• Because aspirations for a better world come forth,
• Because it’s one great, big miracle,
• Because I am!
• Because black-and-white needs colour,
• Because birds fly,
• Because an Intelligence is working through me,
• Because it’s something worth fighting for,
• Because everybody wants it,
• Because a new Earth is arising,
• Because I’m unleashing divine energy,
• Because this is our challenge,
• Because I am an unswerving force for good,
• Because it is sane and conscious,
• Because nothing else matters,
• Because it’s like nothing else,
• Because it’s the diamond in the rough,
• Because I’m not looking back,
• Because 811 is just so much fun,
• Because it’s one of the causes of health,
• Because it’s species-specific,
• Because of the science behind it,
• Because, have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue-corn moon?
• Because I care to,
• Because Mother Nature never broke the heart that loved her,
• Because the TALON (Truth And Laws Of Nature) has me in its grip,
• Because thrashing myself when playing has never been more fun,
• Because it’s invigorating,
• Because you do make friends with salad,
• Because something’s happening that I can’t explain exactly,
• Because life is meant to be peachy,
• Because life’s boring when you’re sick,
• Because my convictions are more solid than my abs,
• Because the results go beyond anything you could hope for or expect,
• Because I’m no longer sleeping food off,
• Because I used to think it would never work but now I’m a zealot,
• Because it’s like a magic carpet ride,
• Because it’s a whole new world,
• Because there’s no turning back now,
• Because I wish to see the Earth as a Garden of Eden,
• Because it’s the way it’s supposed to be,
• Because the ripple is creating waves,
• Because the trickle is becoming a rushing stream,
• Because of the syrupy smell in full bloom,
• Because cute critters dwell amongst the trees,
• Because the Universe is thanking me,
• Because there’s more to it than you think,
• Because it goes to the core of who we are,
• Because I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired,
• Because it’s the path less travelled, yet whose wear is just as much,
• Because it is not flawed,
• Because it is time,
• Because there are no dead-ends,
• Because it works,
• Because it’s as if my life depends on it,
• Because that’s just the kinda guy I am,
• Because there’s something almost sexy about the whole idea,
• Because I like being healthy,
• Because everyone smells funny now,
• Because poetry wasn’t something I could do before,
• Because people waste their time thinking about silly things,
• Because my moral imperative is telling me to,
• Because yes, prof. of political science, humans are emotional,
• Because, people still get sick these days?
• Because I couldn’t imagine it any other way,
• Because it’s ultra-conservative,
• Because it’s one less incongruence in my life,
• Because I’m doing something worth talking about,
• Because people are catching on,
• Because it makes me really, truly happy…

Why am I a (low-fat) raw vegan? That’s a silly question. Once you’ve been doing it long enough, the question is: WHY NOT?